Olympics

FINALLY!

The olympics are over, and we can all go about ignoring China and Tibet again. THANK, FUCKING, ME! (I, after all, am just as responsible as "God", but I happen to exist).

I enjoyed watching the swimming- I was a swimmer in my youth; and the beach volleyball, and many of the other events. However, I was tired of hearing about China. I have a feeling that they will be the next superpower, due to their current position as such a large producer and consumer. (Larger in both than the US is, in fact). I'm certain to continue hearing whiny little bitches bemoaning the poor treatment of Tibetans- like their ancestral theocracy was any better- and all about how cruel and mean the Chinese government is; but now it won't be all over the place and damn near unavoidable. Well, within a month or two, anyway.

When signing off, the Anchor for NBC- you look him up, I don't care if he has a name, or not- said it was the most memorable olympics he had ever broadcast from. If I remember correctly, he said the same thing about Athens four years earlier. It's bad that, either, the talking heads are so easy to read when they're lying and insincere, or they're so stupid and bad at their jobs that they just sound that way. Of course, there's a third option: I'm a cynical prick who doesn't trust those people. I'm betting it's number three; but I'll only admit to the first two in public!

At least in four years, we'll be able to understand a bit more of the opening and closing ceremonies, we lazy ass English-speaking monoglots. Read More...

Tibet

How can I put this gently?

FUCK TIBET.

The Tibetans have a hard time with the PRC. Like they had it easier when their priest-class hoarded everything and beat them at their whim?

Tibetans can, each, take a big long suckle of my hairy, stinking, testicle sack. Let 'em rot! That's what they get for not having the common decency to die out, or be born American, like a civilized people!

Well, maybe not exactly; but still, fuck them. They're the pet people of guilty rich people trying to make themselves feel better by championing a down-trodden indigenous people. Plus, since the fall of Soviet Russia, we've kinda been hoping the People's Republic of China would kindly step up and fill the shoes of "obvious evil fucking bad guys." So, champion Tibet, and you're helping the morale of your country, you patriotic fuckface.

You wanna impress me, Mr. Millionare? Go get a limb removed by one of the humble downtrodden indigenous people of Iraq.

Sounds a bit Republican, yeah? Well, just for good measure, FUCK THEM, TOO!

Look, I don't give a fuck about Tibetans for reasons that are more their clear to anyone who cares to look past rhetoric and pay attention to fact. Sure, the Chinese Regime is evil fucking dickheads. Fine, fine, whatever. Maybe we should face up to some of our history, before we go preaching high and mighty at others? Or, if that's not appealing to you, maybe we should deal with the millions of Americans who suffer from lack of shelter, food, or adequate health coverage; before we go shitting in somebody else's sandbox.

Is it because I hate LBDs? (Little Brown Dudes). No, last time I checked there were brown, yellow, red, white, and screwed all in this country, too. I just think it's hypocritical to send thousands of dollars around the world to "help". Especially when that same money could, I dunno, ACTUALLY do some good for poor, starving, people a little closer to home.

Stop fighting socio-political "wars" in other countries, when there are still battles that need fighting here at home. How hypocritical is it of us to tell the chinese how to deal with some incredibly small group of their people when WOMEN in America still don't get paid as much as men? Note that there are probably more Women in America, than Tibetans in... Tibet.

Take your guilt and kill yourself, if it's so bad you just gotta "DO SOMETHING!". Remember, it's only illegal if you FAIL. Read More...