Thursday, August 21, 2008

Tibet

How can I put this gently?

FUCK TIBET.

The Tibetans have a hard time with the PRC. Like they had it easier when their priest-class hoarded everything and beat them at their whim?

Tibetans can, each, take a big long suckle of my hairy, stinking, testicle sack. Let 'em rot! That's what they get for not having the common decency to die out, or be born American, like a civilized people!

Well, maybe not exactly; but still, fuck them. They're the pet people of guilty rich people trying to make themselves feel better by championing a down-trodden indigenous people. Plus, since the fall of Soviet Russia, we've kinda been hoping the People's Republic of China would kindly step up and fill the shoes of "obvious evil fucking bad guys." So, champion Tibet, and you're helping the morale of your country, you patriotic fuckface.

You wanna impress me, Mr. Millionare? Go get a limb removed by one of the humble downtrodden indigenous people of Iraq.

Sounds a bit Republican, yeah? Well, just for good measure, FUCK THEM, TOO!

Look, I don't give a fuck about Tibetans for reasons that are more their clear to anyone who cares to look past rhetoric and pay attention to fact. Sure, the Chinese Regime is evil fucking dickheads. Fine, fine, whatever. Maybe we should face up to some of our history, before we go preaching high and mighty at others? Or, if that's not appealing to you, maybe we should deal with the millions of Americans who suffer from lack of shelter, food, or adequate health coverage; before we go shitting in somebody else's sandbox.

Is it because I hate LBDs? (Little Brown Dudes). No, last time I checked there were brown, yellow, red, white, and screwed all in this country, too. I just think it's hypocritical to send thousands of dollars around the world to "help". Especially when that same money could, I dunno, ACTUALLY do some good for poor, starving, people a little closer to home.

Stop fighting socio-political "wars" in other countries, when there are still battles that need fighting here at home. How hypocritical is it of us to tell the chinese how to deal with some incredibly small group of their people when WOMEN in America still don't get paid as much as men? Note that there are probably more Women in America, than Tibetans in... Tibet.

Take your guilt and kill yourself, if it's so bad you just gotta "DO SOMETHING!". Remember, it's only illegal if you FAIL.